Instead of committing a felony, I need to vent:
Don't come for me, 'less I send for you. I don't know if Mercury is in retrograde, but everyone has been acting like an asshole!
Happy Birthday to my baby, METROsektual.com, who is 1 year old today!
Apparently myself, and Rob Kardashian have more in common than just our insatiable hunger...
...Now lie in it. Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me. Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.
LA and I have a love/hate relationship. Whether I stay or move away, the unappeasable distance between us is always on my mind.