You Made Your Bed...

...Now lie in it.  Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me.  Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.  I am obviously smarter than you.  -And more attractive, talented, creative, witty,  and charming [than you].  -But who compares an organic apple to a rotten pair?!  Just because I am easy-going and avoid confrontation...doesn't mean I am a meek push-over.  ...And now you pissed off!  I don't get mad often, but when I do, I see red...  I will not let up until everyone sees how shady you are.  I wish I could time-travel back to when people were tarred, feathered, and made a public mockery for their stupidity...But in the meantime, your display of unprofessionalism is doing just that.  I want to "Make America Great Again" [Fuck Trump] ...when I "take you to the cleaners" and knock you off your pedestal.  You flicked me off, and I plan on doing just that... Fucking you over.