All day I dream about sleep. Sleep is literally my favorite thing. My life has a tendency of falling apart when I am awake. I also tend to be on my worst behavior when I don't get a minimum of 8 hours of sleep at night. I can be a little bitch. Linda Evangelista once said "I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day" I agree, but... I'd roll out of bed for an Egg McMuffin. Luckily McDonald's serves breakfast all day now, so I can sleep in! Also, to be honest, I'd do just about anything for $10,000. Now taking offers... Side Note: "Just about anything" you sick fucks! I do have some self-respect...So I'd need more than $10,000 for some of the offers I've been getting DM-ed to me on Instagram. Some of you need your mouth washed with soap. Today, on Cinco De Mayo... I will jump out of bed to come to the happiest place on earth... The Piñata District! I found the perfect piñata... to go with my margarita!
