Walk of Shame

Every basic bitch is teaching you how to dress from day to night... but if you are like me 🥃 the real struggle is dressing from night to day. #WalkOfShame

Step 1: go out for that “one drink” with your friend. When you start to slur your words, take that next shot of tequila. -You’ve been through a lot, you deserved it!

Step 2: go home alone (with your Taco Bell)

Step 3: wake up (with regret) and put on your outfit that’s on the floor by your bed [from last night]

Step 4: walk down the busiest street in LA (Sunset Blvd.) and get that Diet Coke, because honestly it’s the only thing that will make you feel better.

Step 5: twirl around because the people driving to work are fresh eyes from [your] last night’s shit show and why not embarrass yourself in-front of as many people as possible?! Bad attention is still attention. -And there still may be some alcohol in that system; don’t let it go to waste.

Step 6: on the way home, rethink your life’s choices and your decision to wear leather pants (in LA it’s cold at night, but during the day 🔥)

Step 7: peel off said pants, get back in bed and cry

Conclusion: drink in moderation and just order @postmates; and maybe haters are true and leather pants should stay in the hair band 80’s.

Side note: if you have read this far, you probably aren’t looking to me for advice or being the most credible source, however, I want to go on record by saying the former Dixie Chicks (now The Chicks) are the best band of all time.

Hat Nordstrom // Shirt Vintage // Pants J Brand // Shoes Saint Laurent // Flushed Skin (Tequila) Casamigos