If we all want to be equal, we should treat people equally. 

The only geographical undesirable thing about this city is the shitty people living here.  

Whether I am drinking or watching tv, I prefer it in binge!

I sounded like one of those hypocritical vegans.

My life is exactly like Fyre Festival; wildly disappointing and really fucking expensive! 

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People in LA are so lazy.

Talking male crop tops, Taylor Swift, and frosted tips.

No shitty friends in 2019!

It’s my last chance to be a bitch in 2018 in hopes of starting 2019 with a clean slate-

You can be the biggest, Christmas tree in the land, and there are still Jewish people who don’t want you.

My favorite past time includes watching Intervention to make myself feel better about my life.

My work/life balance is -100.

Home to an endless array of gas stations, zero stop lights, and ME!

I am jealous of myself... 

I used to think that the worst people in the world were teenage girls. 

I am here to show how much I can stuff in my fanny!

In California it's easier to buy a gun than get a fuckin straw. 

I am really concerned for today's youth.

People always ask: “Why are you single?”

Why fit in when you were born to stay home!

Here are some of my life hacks!

The idle mind is the the devil's playground.     

Call it an Irish goodbye, a defense mechanism or just plain tired.

Last week I went to the Adidas #Falcon launch party.

I feel like there are some deeper seeded psychological evaluations that need to be addressed.

…I was 💔 and seeking some sort of inspiration.

People born after the year 2000 will never fully understand the generational hype of Abercrombie

I should have trusted my trust issues.

And honestly a waste of money.