I used to think that the worst people in the world were teenage girls.
I am here to show how much I can stuff in my fanny!
In California it's easier to buy a gun than get a fuckin straw.
I am really concerned for today's youth.
People always ask: “Why are you single?”
Why fit in when you were born to stay home!
Here are some of my life hacks!
The idle mind is the the devil's playground.
Call it an Irish goodbye, a defense mechanism or just plain tired.
Last week I went to the Adidas #Falcon launch party.
I feel like there are some deeper seeded psychological evaluations that need to be addressed.
…I was 💔 and seeking some sort of inspiration.
People born after the year 2000 will never fully understand the generational hype of Abercrombie
I should have trusted my trust issues.
And honestly a waste of money.
Is Adam Rippon over yet?
If I am simply just living, I am regretting.
I am so excited to have teamed up with @aldo_shoes!
I would rather jump infront of moving traffic than call myself an “influencer”.
...I hate most people.
I get asked an uncomfortable amount... What do you do?
If you don't like me and still watch everything I do, bitch you are a fan!
It was like Jesus Christ himself shining down appointing me "The Chosen One"...
Think Tyra Banks in her 2000 film debut in “Life-Size.”
I truly understand the mindset of Jon Benet Ramsey's parents.
A good shuckin' time!!
I don't know if it's me, the smog, or lack of gluten, but I am so excited to get the fuck out of town
I am gonna answer some of your questions. Here we go!!
Most people have Sunday Fundays