Call it an Irish goodbye, a defense mechanism or just plain tired.
Last week I went to the Adidas #Falcon launch party.
I feel like there are some deeper seeded psychological evaluations that need to be addressed.
…I was 💔 and seeking some sort of inspiration.
People born after the year 2000 will never fully understand the generational hype of Abercrombie
I should have trusted my trust issues.
And honestly a waste of money.
Is Adam Rippon over yet?
If I am simply just living, I am regretting.
I am so excited to have teamed up with @aldo_shoes!
I would rather jump infront of moving traffic than call myself an “influencer”.
...I hate most people.
I get asked an uncomfortable amount... What do you do?
If you don't like me and still watch everything I do, bitch you are a fan!
It was like Jesus Christ himself shining down appointing me "The Chosen One"...
Think Tyra Banks in her 2000 film debut in “Life-Size.”
I truly understand the mindset of Jon Benet Ramsey's parents.
A good shuckin' time!!
I don't know if it's me, the smog, or lack of gluten, but I am so excited to get the fuck out of town
I am gonna answer some of your questions. Here we go!!
Most people have Sunday Fundays
I don't know what is more embarrassing, that I was on Myspace, or that I googled myself and it lead me there.
Anyone can be a daddy, but it takes a special someone to be a D.I.L.F.
Naturally, I drink as much as I can, as fast as I can!
Back by popular demand, it's time for another poem.
I am going to attempt to talk about gender equality for a minute...Hopefully with as little backlash as possible
After my hangover from Memorial Day wore off, I joined hot yoga.
If you haven't seen my Instagram story, I have applied for CBS Survivor! This obviously means I will be cast... and obviously means I will win... So I basically won a million dollars!
If you have "Live, Laugh, Love" on a slab of faux aged wood, in your living room... Quit reading this post and disburse of it immediately .