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#Equality
Feb 20, 2019
#Equality
Feb 20, 2019

If we all want to be equal, we should treat people equally. 

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Feb 20, 2019
Stay Humble & Dry
Feb 2, 2019
Stay Humble & Dry
Feb 2, 2019

The only geographical undesirable thing about this city is the shitty people living here.  

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Feb 2, 2019
Netflix & Alone
Jan 31, 2019
Netflix & Alone
Jan 31, 2019

Whether I am drinking or watching tv, I prefer it in binge!

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Jan 31, 2019
Sorta Sober Sally
Jan 26, 2019
Sorta Sober Sally
Jan 26, 2019

I sounded like one of those hypocritical vegans.

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Jan 26, 2019
Fyre Festival 2019
Jan 20, 2019
Fyre Festival 2019
Jan 20, 2019

My life is exactly like Fyre Festival; wildly disappointing and really fucking expensive! 

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Jan 20, 2019
Hashtag Victim
Jan 13, 2019
Hashtag Victim
Jan 13, 2019

Read more about Hollywood’s hottest trend: “Victim”

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Jan 13, 2019
L.A. zy
Jan 8, 2019
L.A. zy
Jan 8, 2019

People in LA are so lazy.

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Jan 8, 2019
Time is of the essence
Jan 2, 2019
Time is of the essence
Jan 2, 2019

Talking male crop tops, Taylor Swift, and frosted tips.

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Jan 2, 2019
Cut The Fat
Dec 30, 2018
Cut The Fat
Dec 30, 2018

No shitty friends in 2019!

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Dec 30, 2018
New Year, Same Me
Dec 25, 2018
New Year, Same Me
Dec 25, 2018

It’s my last chance to be a bitch in 2018 in hopes of starting 2019 with a clean slate-

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Dec 25, 2018
METRO Christmas
Dec 16, 2018
METRO Christmas
Dec 16, 2018

You can be the biggest, Christmas tree in the land, and there are still Jewish people who don’t want you.

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Dec 16, 2018
Intervention
Dec 10, 2018
Intervention
Dec 10, 2018

My favorite past time includes watching Intervention to make myself feel better about my life.

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Dec 10, 2018
Tire'd
Nov 30, 2018
Tire'd
Nov 30, 2018

My work/life balance is -100.

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Nov 30, 2018
You Betcha
Nov 23, 2018
You Betcha
Nov 23, 2018

Home to an endless array of gas stations, zero stop lights, and ME!

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Nov 23, 2018
Thankful
Nov 20, 2018
Thankful
Nov 20, 2018

I am jealous of myself... 

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Nov 20, 2018
Confidence Is Key
Nov 12, 2018
Confidence Is Key
Nov 12, 2018

I used to think that the worst people in the world were teenage girls. 

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Nov 12, 2018
What's In My Fanny?
Nov 10, 2018
What's In My Fanny?
Nov 10, 2018

I am here to show how much I can stuff in my fanny!

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Nov 10, 2018
What the fork
Nov 4, 2018
What the fork
Nov 4, 2018

In California it's easier to buy a gun than get a fuckin straw. 

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Nov 4, 2018
Role Model
Oct 29, 2018
Role Model
Oct 29, 2018

I am really concerned for today's youth.

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Oct 29, 2018
Single AF
Oct 24, 2018
Single AF
Oct 24, 2018

People always ask: “Why are you single?”

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Oct 24, 2018
Absolut X Sektual
Oct 20, 2018
Absolut X Sektual
Oct 20, 2018

Why fit in when you were born to stay home!

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Oct 20, 2018
Tricks Of The Trade
Oct 14, 2018
Tricks Of The Trade
Oct 14, 2018

Here are some of my life hacks!

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Oct 14, 2018
3 a.m. Sektual Insights
Oct 6, 2018
3 a.m. Sektual Insights
Oct 6, 2018

The idle mind is the the devil's playground.     

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Oct 6, 2018
Post Bologne
Sep 22, 2018
Post Bologne
Sep 22, 2018

Call it an Irish goodbye, a defense mechanism or just plain tired.

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Sep 22, 2018
Adidas X Falcon X Sektual
Sep 15, 2018
Adidas X Falcon X Sektual
Sep 15, 2018

Last week I went to the Adidas #Falcon launch party.

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Sep 15, 2018
Creeped OOTD
Sep 8, 2018
Creeped OOTD
Sep 8, 2018

I feel like there are some deeper seeded psychological evaluations that need to be addressed.

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Sep 8, 2018
Un-Break My Heart
Sep 4, 2018
Un-Break My Heart
Sep 4, 2018

…I was 💔 and seeking some sort of inspiration.

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Sep 4, 2018
Est. 2000
Sep 1, 2018
Est. 2000
Sep 1, 2018

People born after the year 2000 will never fully understand the generational hype of Abercrombie

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Sep 1, 2018
Trust
Aug 26, 2018
Trust
Aug 26, 2018

I should have trusted my trust issues.

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Aug 26, 2018
Half-drunk is a waste of calories
Aug 25, 2018
Half-drunk is a waste of calories
Aug 25, 2018

And honestly a waste of money.

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Aug 25, 2018

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