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Day in My life

lLve, laugh, toaster bath

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Em-Pathetic

Self-proclaimed empaths are the worst

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how am I even in the same species category as Kaia Gerber?

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I need to vent… Your AI isn’t fooling anyone.

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Conversations with my inner saboteur

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I used to dream of buying a G Wagon, now I hope I get hit by one.

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If I wanted to be sober around strangers, I'd take the bus.

BRETT DREISSIG 8/30/23 BRETT DREISSIG 8/30/23

Nobody is having fun.

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All the things I wish I learned…

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It’s hard to rhyme words with fucking asshole

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Was LA not fun anymore, or am I just not fun anymore?

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[cries on the internet]