Conversations with my inner saboteur

I used to dream of buying a G Wagon, now I hope I get hit by one.

If I wanted to be sober around strangers, I'd take the bus.

Nobody is having fun.

All the things I wish I learned…

It’s hard to rhyme words with fucking asshole

Was LA not fun anymore, or am I just not fun anymore?

[cries on the internet]

A trait is not a personality

I am so tired of making frightful people comfortable around me

We need to wake the fuck up!

You look like a fool. Amen