Dr. Dreadful

My dermatologist just told me, as we get older, we lose hair follicles in our eyebrows and eyelashes.  This bitch didn't know that in telling me this, it was shattering my hopes and dreams... Right now in life, my eyebrows and lashes are the only reason [I have] for getting out of bed in the morning!  I told her, I needed to up my anti-anxiety medication immediately [after hearing this].  This bitch couldn't prescribe those to me, so I am currently looking at getting her practice shut down.  I mean she gets paid a shit ton to look at people's skin and ruin their lives... sounds like a pyramid scheme to me...  But anyways...more importantly, back to me...

What this Dr. doesnt know about me (which she should by looking at me) is that eyelashes are my thing...so when there are some missing...it's doesn't go un-noticed.  I am having major eye lash separation...anxiety.  The other day I had an eyelash fallout [on my face] and it ruined my day!  Ironically my body hair is growing at a rapid pace!  I'm about ready to just braid my back-hair, put some cute little beads at the end, and call it a day!  Luckily, there is a car wash near my doctor, so at least while she destroyed my life, I was able to clean my car.