Forgive me father, for I have sinned (again / still). Let me prefix by saying, if you get e-mails from me, at one point in time, you entered your e-mail to receive e-mails [from me]... So you can understand my confusion when I receive this e-mail:
"Please please pleaS STOP emailing me. I have asked several times to take me off of this mailing list. I am going to yelp and call the better business bureau if you keep insisting on emailing me. I have the right to unsubscribe." First of all, learn how to spell and capitalize. I have to believe "pleaS" was meant to say "I dropped out of high school and am a product of substance abuse." Secondly, baby girl...if you had half a wit, you would see on the bottom of these e-mails there is an "unsubscribe" tab. Third, good luck Yelping about me... Last time I checked they don't have Yelp pages or Better Business Bureau complaint centers for bloggers... but I'd appreciate the shout out... To me any publicity, is good publicity. Lastly, you have the right to unsubscribe.... you also have the right to shut👏🏼 up👏🏼 and👏🏼 relax👏🏼 !
Tricia, since you were so annoyed with my quarterly emails [from my mailing list] ...I literally spent 45 minutes and copied-and-pasted your e-mail address to every online store's e-mail correspondence! Girl you are going to be spammed for life!! I'm talking Kohls, Charlotte Russe, Wal-Mart, Marshalls, TJ MAX, Home Depot, Chillis, Michaels, Petco, JC Penny, Dollar Tree, TCBY, Children's Place, Spirit Airline, REI, QVC... Girl Bye! But don't worry, I took you off my list!