Men-strual cycle

Men get their period too. It should come as no surprise, but I feel like most men are too inherently dumb to key into it because it’s an emotion. But we do, and I am reporting live, treading feverishly in the crimson tide. Mine started late this month, as it’s usually around the 20th… or early… in fact, I feel like mine actually lasted all last month, but it could be worse… At least I’m not pregnant. But I have been so bloated, I literally want to eat frosting with a spoon and I am highly irritable. Or everyone is just really fucking annoying. But let me talk through some of my current triggers that have me seeing red. ← No pun intended.

-Tate McRae’s baby voice is so annoying. We all know you don’t talk like that, so stop it.

-Judges scoring on reality shows. Most specifically because it’s current, but Dancing With The Stars. Is there a law they can’t give anything larger than a 7 before week 4? They are saying a dance was perfect and they get three “7”s. -The same dance… week 6, they would be all “10”s. Make it make sense. Also, the judges and the Hough duo are so triggering. Also, I think Julianne is literally dating her brother’s doppelganger, which is weird on so many levels. … I digress…

Back to scoring, what are they actually judging on RuPaul’s Drag Race… There are challenges, but then the runway they are judging their looks… and they are making their costumes, so is it just a Project Runway for Drag Queens? I need to see the scoring cards because it literally makes no sense and there is no justification in the allotted point system. And how are you basing the lipsyncs… is it knowing the words, acrobatics… we need clarity. -Actually I don’t because I don’t watch for said reasons…LOL

-I am so tired of “clean girl aesthetic,” but gender neutral. I guess I just hate clean people. And this is so niche, but in my head I don’t register people as “clean girl aesthetic,” but my mind registers them as “they seem like they’d bleach their b-holes.” But you know the ones I’m talking about… the Danielle Marie Carolan’s (or any adult that uses their middle name), wearing eye patches in public to be cool because they literally serve no purpose, has a modern house with not a stitch of personal style, has a 25-step skincare system they love to push… when the skin is looking rough for wear, to say the least. I just don’t get the allure… I’m crusty, dusty (never musty), but like UGH you are so boring and vanilla and basic.

-Why is everyone on the internet trying to push me to grow my account and to eat protein? My whole For You page is “do you want to know how I gained 3 million views by clicking this one toggle.” Honestly, no. But also, why is this benefiting you? Like, you aren’t trying to get me to buy anything, so you aren’t making money, and it also doesn’t work… so do you just get off on punking people? it’s very strange. Same with protein. Why do you care what I’m putting in my body and why are you concerned with how many grams of protein I am ingesting LOL. Get a hobby.

I hate the internet… in fact, right now I hate just about everything, (included but not limited to Caleb Flynn, The Cornell 7, the 50 other fragile boys in the group chat, Sunny Hostin, Donald Trump (always) and GGIATA because they don’t sell their PCH Cookie anymore because its seasonal, TEARS) so I’m done here… BYE. I’ll be back after my period.

Here I am also bloated and as always I wrote this myself and didn’t proof read or use AI so take it with a grain of salt… and speaking of grain don’t know why TF these pics are so grainy… but also not going to try to fix the issue so there’s that.