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Classless

Yes, your annual salary probably has more digits than my social security number

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Shut up

Get off Facebook and get help

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Eye Roll

Rolling your eyes is way more powerful than a “Fah-q”

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Santa S.O.S.

HELP navigate my seasonal depression on top of my everyday depression

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Tits

It feels good to get this off my chest…

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Modest is Hottest

Not to brag, but I’m really good at worrying, sleeping, online shopping and self-sabbotage.

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Zzz

I’m tired of seeing these watered-down low-budget Emma Chamberlain wannabes.

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