P.M.S.

I am going to attempt to talk about gender equality for a minute...Hopefully with as little backlash as possible ...🤔...doubtful.  [I am using more emoji's in effort to lighten the mood].  It's a sensitive subject.  Kinda like wearing shorts and a beanie.  Some people think: if it's warm enough for shorts, it's too hot for a beanie.  -AND-  If you aren't a female, you can't talk about feeling inequal.  To be clear, I am passionate about both topics!  I think it is absolutely absurd that female full-time, year-round workers make only 80.5 cents for every dollar earned by men, a gender wage gap of 20 percent 👎.  However, I do think it's "cool"👍 to wear shorts with a beanie (as you can see from my outfit choice below).  

Where I may ruffle a couple feathers is that every month, woman get a "get out of jail free" card to be irrational, rude, and down right evil ...because it's "that time of the month."  I am here, to say on record that men go through the👏🏼 same👏🏼 thing👏🏼.  I don't know if I spend too much time with my girlfriends (and our cycles joined), but at the end of each month, I have insatiable cravings for chocolate, become extremely bloated, and become a spawn of Satin.  I get highly irritable, and at any second, I feel the need to lash out at anyone.  When I crack, like many woman do monthly (during their 🔴's)... I look like an asshole and get called "a dick" ...Woman simply say it's their period, and they immediately get a Presidential Pardon.  I'm not looking for sympathy, just equality ⚖️👫.  Luckily, I woke up today, with both my bloat and anger levels back to normal, and my "men's menstrual cycle" has ended...Until next month 📆.  I think the moral of the story is, wear what you want, pay woman more, and you don't know everyones' struggles, so cut people some slack... Oh and Garcinia Cambogia for those awful cravings 💊!!