All the things I wish I learned…

It’s hard to rhyme words with fucking asshole

Was LA not fun anymore, or am I just not fun anymore?

[cries on the internet]

A trait is not a personality

I am so tired of making frightful people comfortable around me

We need to wake the fuck up!

You look like a fool. Amen

Do Walmart “Greeters” get a good discount?

NO I can't just “turn off my phone.”

That is not an unpopular opinion; that is a majority.

I am aware this isn’t Facebook…