Things I don't understand:
I don't understand the difference between "intermittent fasting" and anorexia. I understand it religiously... actually, no I don't understand the concept of carrying out arcaic rituals in the name of [insert higher power], but I am aware of it in the context of religion. -But dietitians, healthcare professionals, trainers encouraging intermittent fasting as part of a healthy practice is fucking insane. I am versed in eating disorders and I don't see a difference, but I do find it extremely triggering that in the year 2023 we are advising people to not eat when they are hungry. Here's an idea, let’s not talk about peoples' diet, weight, body or lifestyle. This includes [all you self proclaimed] "it girls" and your "What I eat in a day" YouTube videos. If you are being "real" and "honest" tell us about your relationship with Ozempic. -You lying aesthetic soul sucking thirst mongrels!
I don't understand why bathrooms are only for customers. I have to buy something to use a toilet? Do I have to also pay for your air? If you wanna play like that, I'll take a dump in the middle of your establishment. -You cheap ass one-ply toilet paper shit-holes!
I don't understand the culture of crying on the internet. You post online for attention. As cringey as it is to admit, it is the truth. You are posting a picture because you want strangers to think you look cool, you want your old classmates to see how hot you [still] are, you want the internet to be as obsessed with your dog as you are... for attention. Would you post on Instagram if you had no followers and got no likes, NO. I know it's not right to judge, but if you are crying on the internet you shouldn't be online you should be seeking professional help. You obviously can't get attention for being hot, smart or witty, so you are going for the lowest hanging fruit, pity… and it's really gross. -You emotionally disturbed rotten fruit pie!
I don't understand why when you make a purchase it leaves your account instantly, but when you make a return it takes 5-7 business days to go back into your account. Where does it go? -Give me my money… -You greedy-ass money hungry corrupt banking systems!
I don't understand how I am single. I vote Democratic. I've never purchased anything from Shein. I always round up to the nearest dollar for whatever cause is being presented at checkout. One time I braked when there was a big hawk eating roadkill in the middle of the road...and I don't even like birds! I’m a modern day Mother Teresa. Also you automatically are entangled in an open relationship with ALL my personalities... what more could you want?! Date me… -You fucking low-life bottom feeder piranhas, with untreated childhood trauma that you will project onto me and gaslight me into thinking I am the crazy one! -Yeah you!
