Wild hearts can't be broken. I prefer to break hearts rather than let anyone near mine... maybe that is why I am still single. People just seem to get too attached, too fast. With all these online dating apps...with just 4 pictures and a swipe to the right, Tinder is already telling me it's "a match"?! I don't know your last name, whether you floss, or are the Craigslist killer, yet they are brainwashing me to think I found my soulmate. Naturally I wait 3 seconds until they inevitable send me an in-depth message, "Hello." Instinctively I respond "It's me. I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet." Needless to say I get unmatched shortly after. I thought everyone loved Adele?
