Wild West

Wild hearts can't be broken.  I prefer to break hearts rather than let anyone near mine... maybe that is why I am still single.  People just seem to get too attached, too fast.  With all these online dating apps...with just 4 pictures and a swipe to the right, Tinder is already telling me it's "a match"?!  I don't know your last name, whether you floss, or are the Craigslist killer, yet they are brainwashing me to think I found my soulmate.  Naturally I wait 3 seconds until they inevitable send me an in-depth message, "Hello."  Instinctively I respond "It's me.  I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet."  Needless to say I get unmatched shortly after.  I thought everyone loved Adele?