"Tired of being fat and ugly? Just be ugly!" -The Gym. To me going to the gym is truly an awakened nightmare, but unfortunately due to my lack of portion control with complex carbohydrates, working out is an absolute necessity.
The Vodka Diet: Lose 3 days in 1 week! For those of you who know me, know this...for those who don't... get a pen and paper, this is important. This saved me from what would have inevitably been the "Freshman 15" and most likely saved my life [obesity is the number one killer.]
Just like Andie (Molly Ringwald) I feel my best when I wear pink too. My story doesn't end quite as favorable as hers though...Andie, Duckie, and Blane all end up "happily-ever-after" at the end of the movie [while she is wearing her pink dress.]
It's odd how similar bowling resembles life. You lug around giant balls, try to knock out all the pin (heads), all while trying to stay out of the gutter...sounds like a regular Friday night to me (wink, wink.)
Morning routines are crucial for me to dictate how the rest of my day will play out. If I start the day feeling good and relaxed, pretty sure the day will be my bitch. Most days I wake up with a hazy scattered head(ache) from too many vodka sodas.
The birthday festivities are officially over and I hate the attention associated with any birthday. Don't get me wrong, I love attention, but I like to earn it the old fashion way; by being fun and funny. On birthdays everyone is smothered in birthday love (which is cute), but I am pretty sure we hate each other.