[Beyonce voice] "I've been drinkin' watermelon." I can honestly say I've never been drunk in love, I typically just get drunk. But honestly what does drinking "Watermelon" even entail? Maybe I am getting old; or I'm just as basic as Kelly and Michelle to even know the newest lingo. Someone said I was "Lit" at dinner last night...my first instinct was to check to make sure I didn't start myself on fire with the table candle. Everyone is "Fleeking" this, or "Snatching" that and I am just trying to figured out how one becomes a "Fuck Boy." When people say my face is "Beat" I simply reply "I don't believe in violence." Every time I leave a bar and say "Goodbye"... people says "Bye Felicia" and I'm like, "Who's Felicia?" and they be like "Exactly bitch, bye!" Weird, I must have a doppleganger out there!! Beyonce isn't one to lead me a stray, but I think I'll stick to drinkin' my vodka soda and wearing watermelons...(instead of drinking them.)
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