Since I am single, it's obligatory to be on Tinder/Bumble. Without these dating sites downloaded, you are open to social single-shaming. Apparently it says: If I'm not desperate enough to succumb to a dating site...I'm telling the world that I have given up on love and have started turning my house into a cat farm. I deleted the apps for awhile and the topic of conversation always turns to:
"How are you single? You are handsome, smart and funny"
-Maybe I'm over-qualified.
"Well, are you on Tinder?"
If I'm not...Is that the end-all / be-all for me? On my tombstone it'll say "DIED ALONE" because he was too busy Face-tuning than Tinder-ing.
I have to believe The Notebook would've turned out completely different if that were the case... Allie and Noah were too busy slutting-it-up on Tinder dates... so they couldn't die together. Aww. How romantic. Tear.
Needless to say, I have these apps downloaded... Simply for the state-of-mind that I am putting myself "out there". My profile might be a little off-putting... My headline: "Is there a circus in town?!" When I get drunk, I'll sometimes click on these apps for a good laugh. The only matches I have are by accident. There are so many crazies out there; I screenshot to send to my friends (with "this is why I am single) and it always accidentally swipes right! "It's a match!" Of course it is... in your dreams and my nightmares!
I think I'll stick to what I know... This Vince matching shirt and shorts combo... It's always a perfect match! ;)
Hat Brixton // Shirt & Shorts Vince // Shoes Golden Goose