One of my favorite past times includes watching Intervention to make myself feel better about my life.  It works a lot of the time. ...until today.  I was watching an episode with this lady who's an alcoholic. Her family threw out all the alcohol, so she drank Listerine to get drunk.  Usually I would think, "at least I don't drink Listerine to get drunk in the morning"... And then I thought to myself why aren't I doing that?  A nice morning pick me up, with a great mint scent...Win/Win!