First Impressions: Not one of my strong suits. My first impression usually consists of being over-served and forming B.F.F. squad goals with strangers.
Green is my favorite color. The color of money, my juice, and your envy. There are so many haters out there. I think it all stems from jealousy.
Tell me why out of all the contacts in my phone, I butt-dialed "DO NOT ANSWER." We all have that one person in our lives we would literally love to drag behind a pickup truck...down a really bumpy road, with nails, on the freeway...but still can't completely delete them from our life; so we simply add them in our phones as "DO NOT ANSWER."