The red tide is high and I'm extremely irritable.

Thank you for inquiries.

Why are millenials allergic to everything?

Life is too short to always feel like you have been dealt the short end of the stick.

This year I am setting practical goals for myself to keep me on track

You truly are man’s (my) best friend. Happy Birthday Sophie!

I normally don't like to get this personal…

I’m going to give the trash of the world a free pass today.

Just own your shit. Literally.

Have you heard the term “ripped a new asshole?”

Why is alcohol the only thing that makes me feel happy?

Don't come for me unless I send for you!