I am a sloppy mess, and I am doing the best I can with that.

…As Kristin Cavallari would say, "The bitch is back".

#parenting

Remain humble, but let those MF-ers know.

Just be yourself, that annoyingly-awful-delusional piece of shit self. 

Confidence is silent, insecurities are loud.    

Oink Oink

I hate when homeless people ask if I have spare change. 

I'm getting tired of looking at everyone.

Watch your mouth …and your back.

It’s #NationalPuppyDay, I feel it's an appropriate time to introduce to you my little angel, Sophie. 

With the anxiety of my looming birthday, I jumped on a flight to NYC.