Men get their period too.

the war in my head is constant

I love to hate on LA

lLve, laugh, toaster bath

Self-proclaimed empaths are the worst

how am I even in the same species category as Kaia Gerber?

I need to vent… Your AI isn’t fooling anyone.

Conversations with my inner saboteur

I used to dream of buying a G Wagon, now I hope I get hit by one.

If I wanted to be sober around strangers, I'd take the bus.

Nobody is having fun.

All the things I wish I learned…

It’s hard to rhyme words with fucking asshole

Was LA not fun anymore, or am I just not fun anymore?

[cries on the internet]

A trait is not a personality

I am so tired of making frightful people comfortable around me

We need to wake the fuck up!

You look like a fool. Amen

Do Walmart “Greeters” get a good discount?

NO I can't just “turn off my phone.”

That is not an unpopular opinion; that is a majority.

I am aware this isn’t Facebook…

Not trying to be a bitch, but

Yes, your annual salary probably has more digits than my social security number

Get off Facebook and get help

Writing this is my form of grieving.

I spend hours looking at the hashtag for #horsegirls

Rolling your eyes is way more powerful than a “Fah-q”

You’re a pusher Cady