I'm on a boat.  -And I'm finally on Christmas Vacation!  The first thing that pops into my head when I hear "Christmas" is the movie National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (it's a family tradition).  We aren't like most families who sit around the fireplace to watch the classics like: It's A Wonderful Life, A Christmas Story, or Miracle on 34th Street.  We prefer the dry humor...and get a good laugh because my father is a "Clark Griswald"-type.  We aren't very conventional; which is why I ditched my ugly Christmas sweater to wear stripes; by a boat...I'm not into the whole nautical-thing, however when it's -7 degrees in Duluth, Minnesota, all rules are thrown out the window, in effort to stay warm!  With Christmas approaching, here are my 5 favorite quotes from National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

  1. Ellen: Clark, Audrey's frozen from the waist down.

    Clark: That's all part of the experience, honey.

  2. Clark: Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace.

    Aunt Bethany: [turns to Lewis] What, dear?

    Nora Griswold: Grace!

    Aunt Bethany: Grace? She passed away thirty years ago.

  3. Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.

    Mary: That's my name.

    Clark: No shit.

  4. Clark: Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

  5. Eddie: Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.

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