I have already given up on my summer body. Being cremated is my last chance at a smoking hot body. Summer comes around, and I transform into Gumby. For me, the summers are so hot, I literally sweat doing nothing. The thought of going to a gym to sweat, is just a bit excessive for me. The only place it seems to cool off, is going to a pool... Which consists of a douchey Hollywood crowd. The juice-head's veiny muscles are popping with steroids. There is a lot of impromptu flexing going on, and all their skin is a leather-like Tang-orange color. Not my idea of a good time. Me and my muffin-top will stay cool this summer driving around with the AC blasting in this muscle car; the only muscle I need.
Hat A/OK // Sunglasses Acne Studios // Shirt LAG Vintage // Jeans & Jacket Levis // Shoes Saint Laurent