First, I would like to apologize in advance for the broad character assassination that is 'bout to go down...with that being said... It is 2016, where do these "frat guy" types get off acting so archaic? Let me explain, I have a lot of beautiful girlfriends (what can I say...birds of a feather...) I was having drinks with one, when 2 guys began harassing her. Their behavior gradually became more and more aggressive, when she politely told these thirsty meatheads that"[She] has a boyfriend." As these half-wits just got denied (by a girl out of their league), they begin to deflect the attention from their pathetic shut-down and (try to) deflect the attention onto me...making references that they knew I wasn't with her because a guy like me couldn't get a girl like her... I thought to myself, she just denied the both of you and is hanging out with me... what does that say about you guys? Luckily, earlier that day I saw a YouTube video of my girl Cara Delevingne killing it on James Corden's Drop The Mic... Always quick on my toes, I remembered a line from the battle and replied to these 2 douche bags with... "You're both shorter than me and I think that you’ll find, I’ve hooked up with hotter girls than both of you combined." Needless-to-say, they were gone faster than a keg on pledge week, --after being denied and now ridiculed in public.
On a serious not, Stanford's Brock Turner is a piece of shit...as well as our judicial system. He's out of jail after just 3 months...I am completely disgusted. I'd elect the death penalty for this motherfucker!
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