Dear Santa-

It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.  I have been a very good boy this year.  I spent the last 12 months adulting with very little supervision.  Christmas is a time to give back, and I have been giving you the gift of entertainment all year... and now it's your turn.  I have partnered with Amazon to put together my "Wish List".  Tired of giving the best gifts, and you get stuck with a shake weight (true story).  It's time to get what you want.  Below you can find my "Wish List".  It has great gift ideas for that "person who has everything"... but it's also attached to my mailing address, so don't be stingy, and keep those presents comin'!