Everyone is walking around like a bunch of invalids in their green garb(age) for St. Patrick's Day. They are the same people who act like they are on "Girls Gone Wild" after one Mike's Hard Lemonade. It's all a bit "amateur-hour" for me. I'll be at work making green... wearing red white and blue; because I think our country needs more attention than the Irish. We can cure the Irish and that horrendous red hair with some L'Oreal over-the-counter dye, but our country is dying --No pun intended. If you are drinking today, be safe...and don't be a drunk mess around me, because my self-restraint is low and I'm feeling extra vile.