Floral Support

Life is tough; wear a helmet.  When I can't find a helmet to match my outfit outfit, I say "fuck it" and wear a whole floral [matching] look...it makes life a lot easier!  I have been a real Debbie Downer lately.  I have this theory, that men get their period once a month too.  It's the only excuse I have for acting like a heated-bitch (no pun intended) lately.  My "on the rag" philosophy has no scientific proof, but my anger levels on a pie-chart would be RED.  I feel like people are testing me... Like pressing all my buttons to see when I'll pop off.  I am old enough to know that anger isn't a good look on on anyone (I already have a natural resting bitch face).  I prefer to ignore.  My lack of involvement in their life is enough to make anyone want to [virtually] kill themselves... but I'm not trying to be rude, I am just over here trying to give you some floral support, and get off my jock 😘