People always ask me, why are you single? At my age, most people are coupled up, have children, divorced, and or all of the above -or- single and jaded from the dating pool. While I should have been finding my soulmate I was busy working and living my dream. Being unconventional, and too proud to online date, I decided I was going to put myself “out there” my way... … Here.
Sektual’s Dating Profile
Hobbies: living outside my means, drinking until I feel confident, and McDonald's Ranch Dressing.
Likes: Obstructing egotistical meatheads view of themselves [in the mirror] at the gym, finding ingrown hairs and naturally picking them out, and avoiding human interaction at all costs.
Dislikes: Making plans, following through with plans, and any celebration where I am not the center of attention.
Qualities I am looking for: Hopefully breathing, but not a deal breaker. someone who takes good pictures of me, not debatable.
My ideal date: Me alone in bed binge watching a Netflix Original Series with Panda Express.
Relationship goals: To create enough alliances until I can blind side each and every one so I can win the million dollars (once I inevitably get chosen to be on Survivor)!
Myself in 3 words: way, outta, yourleague
Feel free to send all potential dates my way, firstname.lastname@example.org.