Role Model

I am really concerned for today's youth.  Back when I was a kid we had empowering role models to look up to.  It really molded me into the person I am today.  People like Dennis Rodman, who instilled a good moral compass that paved the way for my bright future. 

It was a simpler time... Kim Kardashian was still a virgin (and worked for another positive archetype, Paris Hilton).  Lindsay Lohan was an innocent freckled-faced ginger (before her debut of tonal jumpsuits and orange skin tones). -And Justin Beiber's parents were still on birth control ...Those were the days! 

Today, kids look up to celebrities like Kylie Jenner who’s an example that you don’t have to buy the [cash] cow when you get the milk for free. And “stars” like Selena Gomez, who can’t keep a man or mental stability. She may be the only person in North America depressed about the weekend[s].

Kids, keep your heads high and legs closed.