So initially I started this blog for the fashion aspect, to put outfits together, and hopefully inspire someone along the way. However, I follow enough blogs to know how ridiculous it is looking at these “influencers” posts wearing jeans and a t-shirt and writing as if they were Jesus Christ himself for pairing that outfit together! I don’t have the time or patience for that shit, and don’t want to waste your time reading that bullshit [on my blog]. I take pics and then I throw some shade...Thats just more my style...and I think it makes everything more fun...
As I traveled back to my homeland (for the Super Bowl) I feel inclined to go back to the basics and do my best to help some of those lost (fashion) sheep back to the heard! Minnesota is typically not known for its trend-setting-fashion, but with a national event in town, I thought the visiting fans would help elevate the style. I was sadly mistaken. A giant penalty flag was thrown when I was at dinner and saw a group of 4 (male) friends all wearing the same horrendous outfit! This “trend” consisted of a hospital-gray half zip track jacket, ill fitting old navy-colored blue jeans, and these atroscious loafer/boot things that I have never seen for sale in any freestanding store in my life! Unfortunately, that wasn’t the last time I saw this “outfit”. It appeared to be the official uniform of Super Bowl 52! Meanwhile, knowing it was going to be freezing, and the fact that I was in Minnesota; I toned down my look. I left my leopard jacket and pink boots at home, and went for some warm, classic looks. You woulda thought I was wearing a clown halloween costume with the looks I was getting from these pedestrian people! They looked at me like I escaped the circus. Maybe it’s because I wasn’t wearing Marci grad beads like the other drunk bafoons, or maybe because my waistline isn’t the size of the equator [that I got all these stares] but regardless, the people need help!!!
I wish I knew how to set up an amber alert, but instead I am opening up my services for your questions! Consider it a lower intensity version of hauling sand bags in a hurricane crisis. We are in a state of emergency. -And I am here to help!
S.O.S.
