Training a puppy is difficult. Sophie is into EVERYTHING, but she is so cute I can't get mad at her. With that being said, I also don't want [to raise] one of those asshole dogs that are not trained and behave horribly in public. Like me, Princess Sophie has a bad temper. Every time I have to discipline her, she barks and then takes her pent up rage and aggression out; onto her little toy pig (who she loves). I realized just how much alike we are. I have to deal with bullshit all the time. Instead of telling everyone they are stupid and to fuck off, I take out all my frustration here, for you, my readers (who I love). Like father like daughter.
If we are talking about similarities: when we go on walks, Sophie's "new thing" is she loves to play with trash. I date trash. As a puppy she has been known to eat her own poop. I too find myself in shitty situations. Sophie pees sitting down. #guilty 🙋♂️. What can I say, I am very busy so any chance I get to take a minute to sit down and relax, I am invested.
As much as we are alike, daddy's little girl is her own unique person. Unlike her father, Sophie has been humping everything in sight [including her daddy]. Also unlike me, Sophie is so skinny you can see every bone in her body... I can barely see my toes from my gut. And especially unlike Sophie I am not gonna be as ruthless to you as she is to that poor little pig!