The seats are filled with fashion trolls, and the models aren't much better

Every day another story breaks about another director, another actor, and another photographer being accused of sexual misconduct...

2018 has been stressful.  And people are crazy.  Is everyone in LA genetically decomposed to be in a perpetual state of chaos? 

These transients who cough without covering their mouth, and refusal to implement proper sanitary practices have left me sick

Here's a last vent before I get my nun costume and join the covent.

"It never gets easier."

Turning my back to 2017, like "new phone, who's this?"

Traveling over the holidays seems to resemble that computer game I played in elementary school, Oregon Trail. 

I left sunny California for a week of natural Cryotherapy! 

I have decided to turn it into my 3 year plan. 

The closest I could relate [to that kind of intimacy] is when I order Domino's and the tracker tells me that the carrier has left for delivery.

It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.