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February 23, 2017
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Peter Pan

Happy Birthday to my baby, METROsektual.com, who is 1 year old today!

Peter Pan
February 11, 2017
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Blac Chyna

Apparently myself, and Rob Kardashian have more in common than just our insatiable hunger...

Blac Chyna
February 2, 2017
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You Made Your Bed...

...Now lie in it.  Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me.  Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.

You Made Your Bed...
January 11, 2017
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Soulmates > Postmates

LA and I have a love/hate relationship.  Whether I stay or move away, the unappeasable distance between us is always on my mind. 

Soulmates > Postmates
December 22, 2016
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NAUGHTY-cal

I'm on a boat.  -And I'm finally on Christmas Vacation!  The first thing that pops into my head when I hear "Christmas" is the movie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (it's a family tradition). 

NAUGHTY-cal
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March 29, 2018

🔫 in a 🔪 fight

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March 29, 2018
🔫 in a 🔪 fight

Having anxiety and depression is like being scared and tired at the same time.

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March 21, 2018

When It Rains, It Pours...

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March 21, 2018
When It Rains, It Pours...

Yesterday was the first day of spring.  Which means I am officially a season behind in my goal to have a summer body.

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March 15, 2018

I Do, Do You?

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March 15, 2018
I Do, Do You?

DO I: be a bitch, be informative, be basic, or be relatable?

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March 8, 2018

METRO-stressful

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March 8, 2018
METRO-stressful

As Bethenny Frankle would say, "Maybe I actually do know-it-all!"

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March 6, 2018

I <3 NYC

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March 6, 2018
I <3 NYC

There is no class system in LA, because nobody has class… Everyone is trash. 

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February 28, 2018

Merry Brett-mas Eve

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February 28, 2018
Merry Brett-mas Eve

Fuck my life, it's my birthday again.  I am yet another year older, hate the day's attention, and currently feel there is nothing on my plate worth celebrating.  

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February 22, 2018

It's You; Not Me

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February 22, 2018
It's You; Not Me

You don't meet new people, and get in fights with your friends.  You never have money, can't afford to lease a Benz.

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February 21, 2018

The Hills Have Eyes

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February 21, 2018
The Hills Have Eyes

Heidi left Lauren.  Spencer went crazy.  Les Deux closed down.  ...-And unfortunately the Hills stopped production

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February 13, 2018

Single Pride

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February 13, 2018
Single Pride

We have Gay Pride.  We have President's Day.  We even have Flag Day honoring flag

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February 8, 2018

S.O.S.

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February 8, 2018
S.O.S.

Consider it a lower intensity version of hauling sand bags in a hurricane crisis. 

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January 31, 2018

Beer Before Liquor

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January 31, 2018
Beer Before Liquor

...NEVER been sicker

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January 29, 2018

A·poc·a·lypse

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January 29, 2018
A·poc·a·lypse

Remember being young and waking up after a night of drinking ...and being able to function?  Today was not one of those days.

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