Before The [Housewives of Beverly Hills] Storm

I am still in Minnesota, so I found out in Eastern/Central time that I am on this weeks episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  My sister sent me screen shots of the episode, and its super cringe.  My neck missed it's national television debut!  In honor of my fat face, here are pictures of me months later, after lots of diet and exercise.  Thankfully in Minnesota, this storm is coming in hopefully I will be snowed-in to hide in shame from whoever watched this episode!  ...If the storm breaks, luckily I am on these railroad tracks.  CHOO-CHOO!