A spoonful of sugar helps the Xanex go down

Mary Poppins ain't got shit on me.  Sure that bitch can fly, but my bag of tricks puts hers to shame.  I never know what I am going to get myself into each day when I leave my house, so I have to be prepared.  Here are some necessities.

  1.  Journal: I got this at Urban.  It is perfect to write ideas, info, etc when I'm on the go.
  2.  Passport: I never know when I may have to jet off to Tijuana.
  3.  Vokda: Always welcome, and usually needed!
  4.  Laptop: Life.
  5.  Comp Card:  This is so douchey, but it is LA.  You never know who you'll meet, so you gotta be prepared!!
  6.  A Book: I feel like my lifes motto is "hurry up, to wait" and while you wait why not learn something.
  7.  Deodorant, Gum, EmergenC: All day, everyday!  Stay fresh, and feel fresh.
  8.  Bond No.9: I love this brand.  This Musk, and Chez Bond are my favorites!!
  9.  Dr. Jart+: Anytime I have 10 minutes to spare, I throw these things on!  They are magic!
  10.  Bag: Alexander Wang...It was love at first sight!