No Life Like A Low Life

I am constantly surprised by the couth of the natural public.  How many people really were raised by wolves?  I hold people accountable for their tact...whether smart or dumb, everyone is on the same playing field as long as they "hold up" in a social environment.  I always get a kick out of the jaywalker running in front of traffic... and right when they are directly in front of the moving vehicle, they stop abruptly with a deer-in-headlights look.  If the car doesn't see you, you better use those legs, Bambi, and sprint...cause you stopping in your tracks is just going to make you roadkill.  

I constantly get: "Are your eyelashes/eyes real?"  Me: "Yes" then they go on a rant saying "...guys always get the best eyes/'s such a waste"  The only waste that is happening right now is YOU and MY TIME.  Bye.  I would never go up to a girl and say "Are your boobs real?"  I know they aren't; but these leather pants are.

Sunglasses RayBan // Tshirt Kelly Cole // Jacket Vintage // Bag DRKSHW // Leather Pants Zanerobe // Shoes Nike