...All you half naked bitches are gonna have to find a personality. Go hibernate at the gym with your protein shakes 'til next pool season, you meat-heads ...cause we all know you have the personality of a fucking wash cloth. Fall is my favorite season. I don't have to be seen in a swimsuit, and it's just cool enough to layer my clothes; making my muffin top nearly invisible to the naked eye! It's also one step closer to my favorite holiday, Halloween. And I hate to admit it, but Goddamn I love me some Pumpkin Spice Lattes! In the sea of Michael Kors purses, in the hands of basic white girls, I too will be waiting in line at Starbucks for a savory pumpkin treat. I am like a Phoenix rising from the ashes [of basic] in this chic shearling jacket.
--To all the basic girls out there...save your money that you usually spend on: leggings, North Face, Ugg boots, and Bath & Body Works; and invest in a great motorcycle jacket... It's a timeless staple that can help camouflage your basic-ness.