Summer Is Almost Over

...All you half naked bitches are gonna have to find a personality.  Go hibernate at the gym with your protein shakes 'til next pool season, you meat-heads ...cause we all know you have the personality of a fucking wash cloth.  Fall is my favorite season.  I don't have to be seen in a swimsuit, and it's just cool enough to layer my clothes; making my muffin top nearly invisible to the naked eye!  It's also one step closer to my favorite holiday, Halloween.  And I hate to admit it, but Goddamn I love me some Pumpkin Spice Lattes!  In the sea of Michael Kors purses, in the hands of basic white girls, I too will be waiting in line at Starbucks for a savory pumpkin treat.  I am like a Phoenix rising from the ashes [of basic] in this chic shearling jacket. 

 --To all the basic girls out your money that you usually spend on: leggings, North Face, Ugg boots, and Bath & Body Works; and invest in a great motorcycle jacket...  It's a timeless staple that can help camouflage your basic-ness.