Bump & Grind

I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.  I do (however) see something wrong with...

  1. People who don't text me back.  It takes a second... nobody is that busy.  Don't be an asshole.
  2. Selena Gomez's morals.  Or lack there of...
  3. All these restaurants posting their caloric content.  How am I going to enjoy my Taco Bell Chalupa knowing it's my entire weekly allotted calories for it's cheesey goodness?
  4.  Chokers.  They aren't cute.
  5.  Rich people who don't find it necessary to fund my lifestyle.  "Help me I'm poor!" 
  6.  My double chin.
  7.   Teenage girls in Venice.  Literally the 👏🏼worst 👏🏼people 👏🏼on-the 👏🏼planet.  No manners or couth.  Just nappy haired and full of attitude.  I'll see you on MTV's 16 and pregnant, baby girl.
  8.  When the camera on your phone automatically puts the camera lens in selfie mode.  The other day I was trying to take a picture of this bumper sticker that said "I ❤️ Burger King" and what I saw was a picture of my fat, greasy face in the most horrific angle... it almost made me cry.
  9.  When Keeping Up With The Kardashian's episode ends, and I have to wait all week for the next episode to see if Kim is suffering PTSD after her Paris hold-up!
  10.  When people say "you look tired."  Even tired, I'm still more attractive than you, ugly!  It's so offensive.  Sorry for having friends that keep me up all night.  But enjoy your 8 hours of sleep.  Sad and alone.  Night night!