I have come to the conclusion that living in Los Angeles has cheated me out of so much life. New Yorker's have life so easy (no I am not joking) ...and here is why:
A.) As an avid water drinker, I am constantly wasting my life waiting for my Brita filter. Literally, my youth fading before my eyes waiting for Brita to filter my water! When I am on the go, I am brand loyal; I only drink Evian or Fiji, which is fucking expensive! I have done my research and tap water in New York is not only clean, but tasty! Saving time and money. Liberation!
B.) Everyone in LA seems to have been in the sun for 7 years too long; causing everyone to to be bat shit crazy! Speaking of dimwits, the LAPD is going ticket-crazy for people jay-walking or even crossing an intersection when the pedestrian "Do Not Cross" sign is lit. It makes my blood boil standing for 30 seconds, when there are no cars coming from either direction. Unlike all the mentally-fried Angelenos, it’s as if the City of Los Angeles doesn't have enough faith in my mental capacity to look both ways before crossing the street. In New York, I can act like a free American, and cross the street anytime/anywhere I want! FREEDOM & LIBERATION!