Half-drunk is a waste of calories

And honestly a waste of money.  Maybe it's my addictive personality, but I either give 110 percent or 0...and nowhere in between.  My drinking regimen seems to mirror that same aestetic.  

I don't understand the whole "drinking a glass of wine at dinner" thing.  With the amount of food you are consuming, that glass of wine won't have you feeling any type of way except bloated.  I prefer to drink the old fashion way... in excess on an empty stomach.  Instead of having to drink 10 drinks to get me on the dance floor, dancing like one of Beyonce's back up dancers... after 3 drinks, I am on a good "brown-out" telling strangers my life story.  Why spend money on libations when you spend it on labels.  No drink tastes as good as Saint Laurent feels.