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February 23, 2017
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Peter Pan

Happy Birthday to my baby, METROsektual.com, who is 1 year old today!

Peter Pan
February 11, 2017
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Blac Chyna

Apparently myself, and Rob Kardashian have more in common than just our insatiable hunger...

Blac Chyna
February 2, 2017
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You Made Your Bed...

...Now lie in it.  Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me.  Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.

You Made Your Bed...
January 11, 2017
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Soulmates > Postmates

LA and I have a love/hate relationship.  Whether I stay or move away, the unappeasable distance between us is always on my mind. 

Soulmates > Postmates
December 22, 2016
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NAUGHTY-cal

I'm on a boat.  -And I'm finally on Christmas Vacation!  The first thing that pops into my head when I hear "Christmas" is the movie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (it's a family tradition). 

NAUGHTY-cal
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March 4, 2017

My neck, My back, My anxiety attack.

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March 4, 2017
My neck, My back, My anxiety attack.

Before being an adult, I never thought anxiety was a real thing.  I thought it was something boring people complained about for their lack of personality.

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February 28, 2017

Ce n'est pas moi, c'est toi

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February 28, 2017
Ce n'est pas moi, c'est toi

I have never been in love, but today I lady bug landed on my shoulder and 3 people said I smelled good...so that definitely felt like something.

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February 26, 2017

The Ren & Stimpy Show

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February 26, 2017
The Ren & Stimpy Show

Do you know that annoying chain on Facebook that everyone posted of "Which fictional character are you"? 

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February 23, 2017

Peter Pan

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February 23, 2017
Peter Pan

Happy Birthday to my baby, METROsektual.com, who is 1 year old today!

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February 22, 2017

Burn This House Down.

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February 22, 2017
Burn This House Down.

Lisa "Left Eye" Lopez, I feel you girl...I too have a bad temper.  If I burnt down a house for every person who crossed me, the homeless rate would be higher than Trump's disapproval ratings. 

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February 19, 2017

Every Rose Has It's Thorn

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February 19, 2017
Every Rose Has It's Thorn

My life consists of dead flowers and a lot of pricks...no pun intended

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February 17, 2017

Bro-menting

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February 17, 2017
Bro-menting

I just made up a new word: "Bro-menting"- The fermentation process of bros.  And the demise of civilization. 

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February 13, 2017

Tête-à-tête

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February 13, 2017
Tête-à-tête

My best kept secrets until now...

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February 11, 2017

Blac Chyna

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February 11, 2017
Blac Chyna

Apparently myself, and Rob Kardashian have more in common than just our insatiable hunger...

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February 9, 2017

Aspirational

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February 9, 2017
Aspirational

I read this quote recently that really resonated with me, "Some people die at 25, and aren't buried until they are 85."  It really got me thinking about life.

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February 7, 2017

"Cash Me Ousside"

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February 7, 2017
"Cash Me Ousside"

"How bow dah?!"  I was so confused when I saw everyone posting about this girl.  And then I realized, it was from Dr. Phil.

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February 5, 2017

Super Bowl

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February 5, 2017
Super Bowl

Honestly, I don't even know who is playing...and I don't care.  I do, however, support any event when binge drinking all day is not-only acceptable, but encouraged!

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