You Made Your Bed...
...Now lie in it. Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me. Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.
How Are You?
The other day it dawned on me the alarming number of times a day I get asked "How are you?"
Every Saint Has A Past...
...And every sinner has a future. I just don't understand how some people feel so entitled. I can't help but wait for that day when they choke on that silver spoon.
Trucker Hats & Bad Tattoos
The early 2000's weren't good for anyone--Fashion-wise. I was guilty. I did an ad campaign for Ed Hardy, and walked in an Affliction runway show... Needless to say I had rhinestoned-skull t-shirts for days!
Remain Humble, But Let These Motherfuckers Know
People try to "dumb you down" when they feel inferior with themselves. I have struggled with body issues my whole life.
...and You'll Think Of Me
So many people come in and out of our lives. Sometimes distance separates us, sometimes we grow apart, and sometimes I quit texting.
Raindrops on Roses...
"...And whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things."
Soulmates > Postmates
LA and I have a love/hate relationship. Whether I stay or move away, the unappeasable distance between us is always on my mind.
Midlife Crisis: Sk8 or Die Edition
Midlife crisis: Some men dye their hair, some guys cheat, and some guys buy muscle cars.
Californication
I have always been fascinated with "Old Hollywood." I think of James Dean, Chateau Marmont, and the Hollywood Hills.