These transients who cough without covering their mouth, and refusal to implement proper sanitary practices have left me sick

Here's a last vent before I get my nun costume and join the covent.

"It never gets easier."

Turning my back to 2017, like "new phone, who's this?"

Traveling over the holidays seems to resemble that computer game I played in elementary school, Oregon Trail. 

I left sunny California for a week of natural Cryotherapy! 

I have decided to turn it into my 3 year plan. 

The closest I could relate [to that kind of intimacy] is when I order Domino's and the tracker tells me that the carrier has left for delivery.

It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this.

Sophie's choice... I either had to drop a deuce in a bush or in your pants.  Both options are social suicide.

Give great head!

Each day I am shocked to hear yet another new sexual allegation case.  It's so disgusting on all accounts.