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February 23, 2017
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Peter Pan

Happy Birthday to my baby, METROsektual.com, who is 1 year old today!

Peter Pan
February 11, 2017
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Blac Chyna

Apparently myself, and Rob Kardashian have more in common than just our insatiable hunger...

Blac Chyna
February 2, 2017
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You Made Your Bed...

...Now lie in it.  Nothing irritates me more than when shitty people try to take advantage of me.  Just because I am nice, doesn't mean I am stupid.

You Made Your Bed...
January 11, 2017
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Soulmates > Postmates

LA and I have a love/hate relationship.  Whether I stay or move away, the unappeasable distance between us is always on my mind. 

Soulmates > Postmates
December 22, 2016
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NAUGHTY-cal

I'm on a boat.  -And I'm finally on Christmas Vacation!  The first thing that pops into my head when I hear "Christmas" is the movie, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (it's a family tradition). 

NAUGHTY-cal
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May 2, 2017

DAMN.

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May 2, 2017
DAMN.

Damn /dam/  verb ; condemn, especially by the public expression of disapproval.

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April 30, 2017

Diarrhea got you down?

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April 30, 2017
Diarrhea got you down?

This stomach flu hit me like a shit ton of bricks...Literally.  I can't remember the last time I felt this ill.

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April 28, 2017

It's A Match!

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April 28, 2017
It's A Match!

Since I am single, it's obligatory to be on Tinder/Bumble.  Without these dating sites downloaded, you are open to social single-shaming.

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April 25, 2017

A.D.I.D.A.S

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April 25, 2017
A.D.I.D.A.S

All day I dream about sleep.  Sleep is literally my favorite thing.  My life has a tendency of falling apart when I am awake.

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April 20, 2017

The Comedown Will Be Hell-ish

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April 20, 2017
The Comedown Will Be Hell-ish

It's been nearly a week since Coachella; and I still feel like Lamar Odom - Vegas addition...

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April 14, 2017

'Chella '17

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April 14, 2017
'Chella '17

METROsektual.com is heading to Coachella

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April 13, 2017

Beer Before Liquor...

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April 13, 2017
Beer Before Liquor...

...Never been sicker. 

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April 11, 2017

... PSYCH

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April 11, 2017
... PSYCH

Disregard my last post...  I am going to Coachella!

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April 8, 2017

My Coachella Committment

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April 8, 2017
My Coachella Committment

Coachella is looming and if I see anyone on my feed wearing a fucking flower crown, I will block you on all social media platforms immediately. 

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April 6, 2017

G.U.D.

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April 6, 2017
G.U.D.

Geographically. Un. Desirable.

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April 3, 2017

NYC: the happiest place on earth

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April 3, 2017
NYC: the happiest place on earth

This may sounds like I am on iowaska, but just go with me for a minute.

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April 2, 2017

Drink. Don't Drive.

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April 2, 2017
Drink.  Don't Drive.

Wine.  Now cheaper than gas.  Drink.  Don't drive.

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