Diarrhea got you down?
This stomach flu hit me like a shit ton of bricks...Literally. I can't remember the last time I felt this ill.
It's A Match!
Since I am single, it's obligatory to be on Tinder/Bumble. Without these dating sites downloaded, you are open to social single-shaming.
A.D.I.D.A.S
All day I dream about sleep. Sleep is literally my favorite thing. My life has a tendency of falling apart when I am awake.
The Comedown Will Be Hell-ish
It's been nearly a week since Coachella; and I still feel like Lamar Odom - Vegas addition...
My Coachella Committment
Coachella is looming and if I see anyone on my feed wearing a fucking flower crown, I will block you on all social media platforms immediately.
NYC: the happiest place on earth
This may sounds like I am on iowaska, but just go with me for a minute.