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DAMN.

Damn /dam/  verb ; condemn, especially by the public expression of disapproval.

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Diarrhea got you down?

This stomach flu hit me like a shit ton of bricks...Literally.  I can't remember the last time I felt this ill.

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It's A Match!

Since I am single, it's obligatory to be on Tinder/Bumble.  Without these dating sites downloaded, you are open to social single-shaming.

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A.D.I.D.A.S

All day I dream about sleep.  Sleep is literally my favorite thing.  My life has a tendency of falling apart when I am awake.

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... PSYCH

Disregard my last post...  I am going to Coachella!

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My Coachella Committment

Coachella is looming and if I see anyone on my feed wearing a fucking flower crown, I will block you on all social media platforms immediately. 

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G.U.D.

Geographically. Un. Desirable.

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