As Bethenny Frankle would say, "Maybe I actually do know-it-all!"

There is no class system in LA, because nobody has class… Everyone is trash. 

Fuck my life, it's my birthday again.  I am yet another year older, hate the day's attention, and currently feel there is nothing on my plate worth celebrating.  

You don't meet new people, and get in fights with your friends.  You never have money, can't afford to lease a Benz.

Heidi left Lauren.  Spencer went crazy.  Les Deux closed down.  ...-And unfortunately the Hills stopped production

We have Gay Pride.  We have President's Day.  We even have Flag Day honoring flag

Consider it a lower intensity version of hauling sand bags in a hurricane crisis. 

...NEVER been sicker

Remember being young and waking up after a night of drinking ...and being able to function?  Today was not one of those days.

The seats are filled with fashion trolls, and the models aren't much better

Every day another story breaks about another director, another actor, and another photographer being accused of sexual misconduct...

2018 has been stressful.  And people are crazy.  Is everyone in LA genetically decomposed to be in a perpetual state of chaos?