FULL-TIME Position Open-- looking to hire immediately
I am literally so tired of working! I never really thought of my future. I always thought school was a big waste of time...so I didn't invest much time or energy into it.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful...SMOKE & MIRRORS
Mercury in retrograde is really fucking my shit up! When does Ashton Kutcher come out and tell me my life is a joke? {Waiting}
Talk Is Cheap...and Time Is Expensive
Nothing annoys me more than people who waste my time. I have so much on my plate, I literally don't have time to sit around and wait for you.
Jesus Saves, I spend
Call me Cinderella, but I can't get enough shoes! Sit back, relax, and lets take a moment to reflect on the demise of my savings account...
My face is a "4", my personality is a "6"... so I'm basically a "10"
Everyone is LA is a 10 looking for an 11... On a good day I'm a "6", and couldn't be happier. If I was a "10" how would I ever be able to ever leave a mirror, or take a bad selfie?
Jealousy is a disease
Get better soon. Jealousy stems from insecurity, and the rude feedback I receive, I take as a compliment. Let me explain: I would love to see cellulite on Beyonce... Why? Cause she is fucking perfect
B-A-N-A-N-A-S [LEAF]
I am pretty chill for the most part, not too picky, roll with the punches type of person...except for my hatred of bananas.
Broken Heart Tattoos
Tattoos have always had a polarizing affect on people. Some people are obsessed with the ink, while others are utterly repulsed by it. For me, my tattoos are a visual story-line of my life; both high and low.
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As another Saturday night looms closer, the buzz question becomes "What are you doing tonight?" For me I have two options: Go out with friends -or- Date night with Keeping Up With The Kardashians (don't judge.)
I'll Never Let Go Jack
Rose lied... That bitch said she would never let go, and yet Jack is at the bottom of the ocean and home-girl is at Disneyland celebrating life.