HEARTBREAKER
"Those who are heartless, once cared too much" This is one of my favorite quotes...It's my view on humanity. The best way I can describe my theory is a beaten dog at a shelter
The Real Star Of The Show, Is This Beyonce Glow
Lets be real, everyone looks better with a tan. When I am not feeling great, if I am tan, it's almost like Harry Potter's invisibility cloak to camouflage of my muffin top.
Scouts Honor
While scouring through the flea market, I came across this girl scout patch. Me not one to shy away from a good impulse buy, had to have it.
23 Things I Hate (about you)
Same number, different decade. I quit following the NBA after Michael Jordan retired...The first time.
GYM & JUICE
Let me prefix this story by saying I don't condone my actions... and NY is very expensive! With that being said... When going out in New York, I would pre-game on the train.
Queen Delevingne
My love for Cara Delevingne is real! I came across her a few years ago and it was love at first sight... And then I came across an interview she did and I was instantly obsessed.
A moment of {Silence}
I am not one to ever be at a loss of words, but in wake of the shooting in Orlando I am left speechless. I can't begin to express the sorrow, sadness, and the anger overwhelming me right now.
50 Shades of Beige
I don't like people to touch me; let alone needing a safe word {"RED!"} My safe word is "I'm not interested."
Don't Drake & Drive
Finally it feels like summer! I don't know if it is the hick in me, or the living-in-NY-with-no-car in me...but, on hot summer days my favorite activity is driving around, windows down, music bumping.
Beer Before Liquor...
A wise man once said (actually I don't know if he was wise, or just an alcoholic)... "Beer before liquor, never been sicker...Liquor before beer, you're in the clear."
"FOREVER YOUNG"
This song holds such special meaning to me. I played it on repeat when I moved to LA. At 18 I was still a child...
Muscle Cars > Meatheads
I have already given up on my summer body. Being cremated is my last chance at a smoking hot body. Summer comes around, and I transform into Gumby.