I am so thankful this holiday weekend is over.  I am not a big fan of bank holidays.  I am usually off on Mondays anyway, so for me it's simply having to wait an extra day for my online purchases to arrive.

While I was at Trader Joe's I had a revelation (It was kind of like on That's So Raven when she has a vision)... Dating is the same as grocery shopping.

...All you half naked bitches are gonna have to find a personality.  Go hibernate at the gym with your protein shakes 'til next pool season, you meat-heads ...cause we all know you have the personality of a fucking wash cloth.

I have a couple shout-outs:

Don't you hate it when you think it's the finale episode of The Bachelor and they doop you with one of those fucking recap episodes?!

I am so excited to be out of L.A.  I get drained easily and it's time to get out and breath some fresh air that isn't full of smog (smoke) and mirrors.

Everybody values honesty, until they have an ugly baby.  I know this may be a touchy subject, but my Facebook is getting overwhelmed with these gremlin, demon, babies.

I hate school.  Much to my parents dismay, I don't really believe in "further education."  I am in a city where it's not what you know, it's who you know (and I know a lot of people).

Does anyone even read blogs anymore?!  Now even Instagram has and automatic video feed because we are too lazy to even scroll!

Can I take a moment to vent?!  If I see another famous blogger taking pictures of their basic life I'm going to lose my shit. 

People's minds are a crazy thing.  Since my brain is so stuffed full of wisdom and knowledge, I know my wheels are always turning (at a rapid speed) but I have to wonder about the natural public.

For me I thought moving back to LA from NY was a good fit; I hate cold weather, I don't like rain, and I need my personal space.