What is there to to be said about Billy Ray Cyrus?  Anyone known (and made famous) for their mullet is a legend in my book! 

[Beyonce voice]  "I've been drinkin' watermelon."  I can honestly say I've never been drunk in love, I typically just get drunk. 

It is a moderate 750 degrees outside.  I am desperately trying to lose weight so I can cool off in a pool without looking like Shamu.  I tried cutting carbs, but I literally just ended up cutting carbs; like using a pizza cutter to slice my DiGiorno Pizza.

I am so obsessed with The Real Housewives of New York.  I love a good train wreck, and one cast member in particular gives me that carnage... Romona Singer.  .  From the runway to the "revival" she never disappoints.

I can't get "no."  ...satisfaction.  I could not agree more with The Rolling Stones on this topic.  Sometimes silence is the best way to prove a point.

Being a has-been, washed-up model, I have perfected the "Model Off Duty" look...because these days I am always off duty. 

"Obsessive-compulsive" may as well be my middle name.  Everything I do is to the extreme.  If I am interested in something, I become consumed by it. 

Can we take a minute to discuss Michelle Tanner?  And by Michelle Tanner, I mean Mary-Kate Olsen....because lets face-it, she is everyone's favorite.

Why does everyone feel the need to write these long, drawn-out, depressing, "poor me" rants on Facebook?  Let me be the voice of reason and give you some advice

As a nod to this very rare 1992 The Cure "Wish Tour" concert t-shirt, here is my wish list.

The only thing keeping me cool during this heatwave, are my new Yeezy Boost 350's.  Finding these shoes has been a journey (to say the least).